What Your Fave Skincare Brand Says About You

Skincare | Toni | 5 Minute Read
I don’t need to read your palm to know literally everything there is to know about you. All it takes is one look at your skincare holy grail and i’ve got you sussed.

What Your Fave Skincare Brand Says About You

Skincare | Toni | 5 Minute Read
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I don’t need to read your palm to know literally everything there is to know about you. All it takes is one look at your skincare holy grail and i’ve got you sussed. I bet you didn’t realise it, but the skincare brand that you worship gives a pretty big insight into your personality. Don’t believe me? Read on and let me prove you wrong.

1. LA ROCHE POSAY

Put simply: you are the shit. You know what you want, you get what you want, and you look good as hell doing it.This is a no-bullshit skincare brand. The ingredients are high quality, they’re simple and they’re clean. I just know that your skin looks like glass. You defo have a good relationship with your mama (so cute), and she 10000% introduced you to this brand. Or, you are the mama. And in that case, purrrrr 💅.

2. THE ORDINARY

You’re chronically online...and defo have a bit of a spending problem. Your screen time is off the fucking charts (and 99% of that is from your tiktok addiction). You believe that everything you see on tiktok is gospel, so bought the ordinary’s entire range. “but the tiktok girlies told me too!”... whatever you say, babe. Your skin is naturally really clear, but you swear it’s all because of the squalene cleanser. Either way, just like this cleanser, you’re super popular. You might even be an internet micro-celebrity. Slay.

3. SIMPLE

If you use Simple, you’re the definition of lazy wellness. This is the first skincare brand you ever bought, and you haven’t looked back since. And why would you? Your skincare routine consists of 2 steps, and your skin is literally radiant. You’re totally on top of your shit, look incredible and smell amazing...but are also super chill. You 100% prefer a 🍃 sesh to drinking, never reply to your texts, get all your clothes on Vinted, and go hiking for fun.

4. TROPIC SKINCARE

If you love Tropic, you’re a beach babe. You might’ve been born in Slough, but you know that you’re a Bali girl at heart. You swear by Tropic’s Sun Drops to keep your unattainable surfer glow year-round. Like every surfer gal, you’re super passionate about the environment and reducing your plastic consumption (to save the turtles, obvi). You love being able to cut down on your waste by refilling your tropic products.

5. HAECKLES

If your go-to is Haeckles, I want to be you. You’re a modern day Mother Teresa, but like in a hot way? Doing good is your driving force. With Haeckles you can rest assured that you’re helping the planet, helping others and helping your skin. You’re the favourite child. Doors open for you. Men fall at your feet. You exist at a higher level. I would do anything to be you. Tell me your secrets.

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